Here is a (growing?) list of math jokes that came from the silly, time-wasting brain of yours truly.
- Joke 1: What is yellow and commutes? Answer: Zorn’s grape.
- Joke 2: What is purple and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Answer: An Abelian lemon
(Click here for an explanation as to why these jokes are funny — spoiler alert: they’re not.)